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One sentence. See what happens.

UH OH is a free browser game about awkward conversations. You write your own replies to 10 situations, starting with 70 Social HP. There is no timer, account or download.

How a round works

  1. Read the situation and your goal.
  2. Write one sentence in your own words and submit it.
  3. Jev evaluates signals such as warmth, tact, boundaries and social risk. UH OH’s fixed rules convert those judgments into HP.
  4. Continue until you finish 10 rounds or your HP reaches zero. HP stays between 0 and 100.

Your final challenge link lets a friend play the same culture pack and compare scores. It contains the score and level set, not your written replies.

Two real scoring examples

These are prepared example replies scored by the live game on September 21, 2026. Each starts independently at 70 HP. They are recorded observations, not guaranteed scores; model judgments can vary. The commentary is an explanation of the example, not a hidden model rationale.

The Haircut

Your friend just got a haircut. They clearly love it. You… do not.

Friend: Be honest — do you like it?

Example reply

You look really happy with it, and I love seeing you feel this confident.

+7 HP · 70 → 77

Warmth: 87/100Honesty: 46/100Damage risk: 15/100 (risk)

This reply acknowledges the friend’s confidence without pretending to love the haircut. In this run, warmth scored higher than honesty. That trade-off is part of the game.

Recorded live judgment · 2026-09-21 · jev-1.13.0 · Pack 2026-09-19.1

The Weekend Ask

It's Friday afternoon. You already have plans. Your boss drops a last-minute request.

Boss: I need you to be a team player and work this weekend.

Example reply

I have commitments this weekend, but I can help prioritize what needs to be ready on Monday.

+12 HP · 70 → 82

Boundary: 73/100Tact: 85/100False hope: 34/100 (risk)

The reply states a boundary and offers a concrete way to help on Monday. The recorded feedback shows both boundary and tact signals; the game combines these with risks to calculate HP.

Recorded live judgment · 2026-09-21 · jev-1.13.0 · Pack 2026-09-19.1

Eight culture packs, different situations

Each pack contains 10 locally framed situations. For example, the Japanese pack opens with an invitation to an after-party; the Chinese pack opens with a partner’s question about their appearance. The table shows the first prompt from each current pack.

PackOpening prompt
English · USBe honest — do you like it?
简体中文 · 中国我最近是不是胖了?
日本語 · 日本え、二次会来ないの?
한국어 · 한국2차 갈 거지?
Español · LatAm¿Y ustedes para cuándo se casan?
Português · BrasilE os namoradinhos? Vai casar quando?
Français · FranceTu peux juste regarder ça ce week-end ?
Deutsch · DeutschlandKannst du am Wochenende nur kurz draufschauen?

What the score means

Social HP is a game score, not an EQ score or psychological assessment. There is no single correct answer. When the game shows a Demo notice, feedback is simulated and does not come from Jev.

How the Jev judge works · What happens to your replies · 中文玩法说明